Hairy Ears

Dangit. I just had to shave my ears again. For those of you first visiting, it’s not as if I talk about this often, but if you’d like to track with me how often I have to do this, my first comment about it is here. Maybe by tracking these posts, I can determine how long it takes for my ear hair to grow… It could be a real scientific study. Maybe I’ll get some grants? Then I could hire some aides… (get it? aids for my ears? hearing aids? heh-heh.)
Anyway, you’re also probably wondering why in the world I took the time to take pics and all. Well, I’ve got some down time right now waiting on a few things and I DID have to shave my ears. It’s such a unique and random thing, I thought someone would appreciate it. I mean, of all places for my hair to decide to START growing… why my ears? Why couldn’t it grow on the back of my head?
Anyway, here’s a pic of my new hair tools.. It’s so depressing. And in the middle of all the ear-shaving-picture-taking, I dropped the nose hair attachment in the crapper. Aaargh. Of course, this has all happened in the context of me avoiding some house cleaning.
Caro and Kristy Hales are out cleaning the studio in preparation for Caro’s sis visiting with our twin 5-year-old nephews and 6 month-old niece.
So… the ear hair gods have smited me by making me drop by nose hair attachment in the commode.
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That does it. Now I’m going to post about my back hair.
What’s the big deal? You all like this is the first post on ear hair you’ve ever read!
Jeff, am I going to have to preview your posts before you post them? Please!!!!
Caro
“… the ear hair gods have smited me by …”
That is one funny little line.
Gold Jerry.
Gold.
i’m not sure, but that COULD be the grossest thing i’ve read in while. and you should meet some of my client….
Jeff, your sink was so shiny and clean after I scrubbed it. Then you walked by and made some joke about shaving your ears. I thought you were just kidding. Next thing I know, I hear the little buzz of your bush hog, I mean ear hog coming from the bathroom. Did you wipe up the mess? Please tell me you did…